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heteroh:

deadcyberbitch:

I HATE HORMONES 

really? i liked her i felt she had an important part in harry potter

(Source: onlinebff, via absorbance)

velvetqueer:

uhmwillowsomething:

huesosmccoy:

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

(Source: littlemixens, via absorbance)

corrupted-teens:

Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk

(via worsting)

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To answer your question as honestly as I can, I’ve wanted since I was very little to not have to worry about money. I’ve never been poverty-level poor (I mean, there’s been years where I’ve been officially beneath the poverty line, but that wasn’t poverty: that was being a student and living the Student Lifestyle), but I’ve been in a place where you know you can’t afford a better-quality food, where you can’t do certain things because of money, and I’d prefer not to have those problems if I can. I sort of have troubles with money in general, with how it determines so much of our lives but with how we all try to ignore it, but I would like to be (and stay) in a place where I can pick up some new comics and games and not worry about how much they cost.

This is terrible; you’re asking me where I want to be in the future, what I want my life to be like, and the only thing I can tell you is ‘Man, all I know is I don’t want to be POOR.’

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Ryan North (via observando)
assortedtrolls:

lohgan:

This sums up my life pretty well

chefboyardeezie:

"this is awkward" yeah NOW it is since you just said that you dumb boring fuck

(Source: kuzco2000, via perks-of-being-chinese)

one-hamburger:

dicksp8jr:

fionaaelizabeth:

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

what do coral even get stressed about

Current events

(Source: fionaelizabeth, via perks-of-being-chinese)

overlordclinton:

how did the flintstones have a christmas special before the birth of christ

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

shitdickfuckmothafucka:

omgbuglen:

A warning to anybody thinking about getting a husky

You can build yourself a third husky
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